It’s official. The IOC today announced Tokyo will welcome the world in 2020 as the host city of the Games of the XXXII Olympiad.

‘How does this affect me?’ you ask. Great question … because it will change your life. Here’s how:

1. It will give you a new perspective about your commute to work.

2. It will show you that getting ‘lost in translation’ can be truly hilarious.

3. It will teach you that with a safety-first approach, not even talk of radiation can stop the Olympic movement.

BONUS: A nostalgic look at Tokyo 1964